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Hi all! It s now time to declare the NEW Escort of the Month and the winner is... A DRAW!.. We open up 2012 with two brand new winners of the EOTM competition. Sexy Kataleya known as Sexy Fernanda on the message board is the 5th Brazilian Escort to win the competion and has been recieving reviews on E-I since june 2010. However this is her first win/appearance on any EOTM blog. Congrats Sexy Kataleya!!! Sharing the win this month is Luana. Luana is EOTMs first Maltese winner and has proved very popular with reviewers in the last 3 months. Congrats Luana!!! The winners are now Miss January E-I 2012 and share the prize of a months free advertising on E-I. Well done ladies!!! As we had a bit of a glitch with this, FOR THIS MONTH ONLY, we dont only have a winner for Miss July, but we also have a couple of Miss July Runner Ups that have shared the prize of a month of advertising. So again, without further ado, it gives me great please to announce Miss July (from reviews from June!)" Well done Nikole!!! And please let us applaud our Miss July Runner Ups, Holly and Sweet Larissa! Well done ladies! Sorry for the mix up folks! I think I need to go have a lie down now!!! Mature Carolina is this years first mature EOTM. Not many mature ladies can win the title and generally its very tough for matures to recieve enough reviews. But it has happened before. Mature Abby (Nov 2008), Marsha Lord (April 2012) and Amy Alison (winning twice in 2009) all prove its very possible for the more mature ladies to win EOTM. Anyway, Mature Carolina is now Miss May E-I 2013 and the winner of a months free advertising on E-I. Congrats Carolina! This month we have yet another second time winner!!! This little lady had won the Escort of the Month Competition back in December 2013, and with her consistent glowing reviews, it was only a matter of time before she graced the ranks with her name, which I can imagine, sends a stir in the trousers of many a gentleman on these forums. So what is it about this escort that makes her stand out from the crowd? Is it her natural beauty? Her grace? Her mannerisms and attentiveness towards her clients? Well, from what I can see, her lovely arse probably has something to do with it! Anyway, without further ado, here is this months Escort of the Month Competition winner, Miss October, taking the lead with 30 points, way ahead of second place of 14 points, the lovely Melek!!! A huge well done to you again, Melek. And of course, a big thank you to everyone that takes their time to review the ladies! Apologies for this months announcement being a little late, however the 1st of August fell on a weekday I was not on duty, but as I am in today, here we go! Anyway, this month, we dont just have ONE Escort of the Month winner, we have TWO winners, both with 14 points! Our first winner was Miss August 2013, exactly one year ago! What a coincidence! Our second winner, just to mix the bag a little bit, is a new entry to the Escort of the Month Hall of fame! Congratulations, ladies! It gives me great pleasure to introduce both winners of Miss August 2014: Sexy Lora and Cherry Wilder! Ireland, you’re one of the horniest countries that I know of. You’re filled with a variety of sexy ladies that would make any man weak at the knees. However, when it comes to sex and women, you guys can grind to a halt at times. You don’t know whether the women that you’re seeing would get turned on by salad-tossing, or whether they are into anal sex or not. Continue reading Common Questions About Women Men Ask! →

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